It still bewilders me of how Catholics say parts of the bible are allegorical and other parts of it are literal. I read a thing that said these are all of the different types of Catholics: Ultratraditionalist, Traditionalist, Liberal, Charismatic/Evangelical, and Cultural.
They make a lovely couple.
I think a wedding cake is in order.
I know a place that won't make it. ☺
Ha ha!