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Yup. That sucked donkey balls.

Don't ever let them tell you exercise is great. They are LYING to you.

Some vanity photos of me recovering on the porch.

Some vanity disclaimers:

  1. 6.4 km in 56 minutes, minus the 15 minutes i was laying in some guy's yard, wishing I had money for an Uber.

  2. That's pretty good considering I'm an out of shape tub of goo.

  3. Still, yet, I'm all that and a bag of Doritos... yeah, I know. I didn't shave my legs. bite me

  4. Yes. I'm exercising for ME, but I also have realized that at some point before I die, I'm going to have to show this mess naked to someone else, and I prefer not them to have to be wasted or to run away screaming. Plus, double A batteries are getting expensive for little "Bradley Cooper"

#Exercise #money
onlyduh 7 June 16
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If I exercise, where the f am I gonna get energy to do all the other crap I gotta do.. without a lot of pain anyhow!

I wish I could trick my brain into getting up and exercising while higher functions are sleeping.

arnies Level 7 June 19, 2018
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I noticed you run upside down ? Thats very good for alcohol circulation !

@onlyduh
Fly blind ? Do you have Satnav on that broomstick of yours ?

@onlyduh
Noooo ! I would never do that.....er I don't think I would. Would I ?

@onlyduh
Nah ! You not a wicked witch, just one that never passed her exams ! No wonder you need a satnav on your broom ?

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Yes, right this very minute !
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I did body pump and judo this morning I'm probably going to be completely useless for the rest of the weekend. i feel your pain.

LEPeff Level 8 June 16, 2018
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@onlyduh except when it comes with so much pain that I can't move.

@onlyduh first class was brutal, the second class was tough, but not agonizing, I'm slowly making progress. Sometimes it sucks to try somthing new, but it's worth it in the end.

@onlyduh they are! I'm biased, but I really think that Judo is one of the best places to start.

@onlyduh do it! It takes time and hard work, but you will be surprised at what you are able to do after training. I'll warn you that the beginning it's kind of boring because you will be learning to fall, but it's worth it!
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Level 8

AA batteries + Little "Bradley Cooper" =✓ ?

@onlyduh I hear you loud and clear, you gotta have your cooper batteries ??
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Level 7

You are hilarious. Thanks for your posts.

Tacos and beer okay?

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You have cookie, don't be greedy ?

@onlyduh I'll keep that in mind for when you come to visit. ?
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