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Just found out I'm going to be a grandfather for the first time. I'm too young for this shit.
I'm writing some jokes about it to use in my next mic.
But I was hoping you guys could help me with my name. Apparently "war hammer" is frowned upon in polite society. And I'll be goddamned if I go with wee paw or paw paw.
Give me some ideas, fellow heathens!

#fpawpaw #heathen #society #gramps
Jones_HF 5 July 11
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U could just request the child calls you by your given name its my plan should i ever become a grandparent

weeman Level 7 July 16, 2018
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Well, let's see ... my first grandchild was born when I was 46. He's 15 now. I've always just been Grandpa (or Grampa if you like). Not very creative but gets the job done.

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A year later & I'm still struggling with the same.

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