I viewed a segment of Bill Maher's Religulous on You Tube. This was about speaking in tongues. I thought I would share part of this moving speech that as minister delivered.
"Kobo mosho koma da da lata koto moto. Dati itchie kada moco oota koko eichi toco moya. Ooka boya choko loota coma koy ya."
It could be very bad phonetic Japanese, translated it means something like
This Postcard (says)
It is (because of) something that happened (drunkenly) during the past few days, so it is not easy for us to come back here.
or with alternate Kanji
It's just as if you were borrowed.I'm very disappointed, I'm sorry, this place is OK.
I'll try to remember that next time I'm at the McDonalds drive thru