Well everyone breaking news and I mean that in the most literal sense I have evidently, I believe the word the doctor have splintered my left heel bone I cannot use the foot at all I'm not allowed to put any pressure on it at all and I go to see an orthopedic surgeon next week so that they can start scheduling to put it back together I can't even drive or get around for 2 months so yeah I'm basically screwed
Oh man that's a tough break. You should invite us over. We'll distract you from thinking about your foot by breaking things in the other room and saying things like, oh no! Let's get out of here! and going through your underwear draw and eating all your good lunch meats.