Pity the guy who has to come up with something "fresh" every week.

My Dad was that guy when I was a teen. I tried not to look at the sign. One time it said, "Seven days without prayer make one weak". I cringed, comforting myself with the knowledge the none of my classmates probably knew that was coming from my Dad. Although I'm sure they recognized it as a Dad Pun. It was somebody's Dad.

I have been posting some when I see them - SO funny! More please!

I am getting tired of those things. They are funny tho.

True it needs to be a thing. The two most antagonizing ones that I keep seeing are: “Think its hot now? It can get hotter!” (Of course it can, and it is! you keep electing robber barons who actively try to bring on the apocalypse by destroying the earth you morons.) and the worst one that Ive seen at several different churches all around is “We kneel at the cross and stand for the flag” ? of course you do, youre not being summarily executed during traffic stops. I want to burn these discompassionate churches down.

The funniest one I saw lately was “through perseverance, the snail reached the ark” ? Im sure he did. And through a wormhole, the kangaroos went back to australia without leaving a single fossil across asia.

I drive by one most days that has some interesting sayings like this. I can still find amusement in them and give them credit for being clever. Not like would ever be enough to get me to go, but I bet it works for some.