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I'm having an existential crisis... There is building empirical evidence that I may be developing hippie-like qualities. Nay, it might even be that I've had these.... characteristics all along and they are just manifesting themselves now, coming through to the forefront, and infecting me... like measles or the mumps. No. Really. If you gave me my druthers, I would MUCH prefer being a snark-spouting asshole. I blame @noeffinway, the media, Donald Trump, and the nine out of ten doctors that recommended Trident to me when I was a kid.

Really. This is depressing.

onlyduh 7 Aug 6
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Once infected , you're a gonner... from one who knows
Sit back and enjoy the ride...

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I have a diagnostic question for you- how do you react when you hear anything from Slayer?

@onlyduh ok, you're a hippy.

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LOL...Just go with it. It could be worse. You could be showing signs of redneck like qualities.

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I have hippie qualities and it's ok. Just remember to shower now and then. 😀

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Is the moon in the seventh house? Will Jupiter collide with Mars?

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(Pats Onlyduh on the back) It's going to be all right, nothing wrong with being a hippie, live your life as you want to, and please know I passeth no judgment whatsoever.

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Guessing those were the same doctors who said you could have all the ice cream you wanted after you had your tonsils removed.

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