NY Rep. Chris Collins has just announced the suspension of his re-election campaign, after charges were filed against him for insider trading.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Too bad, so sad.
The part I love the most is that there is actual video footage of him making one of the first calls to tell someone to sell their stock. It's been synced with the release of phone call logs.
Oh, and he's standing on the lawn right outside the White House, having just come from a WH picnic.