So today in the work break room I was sitting with a coworker (CW) chatting & this random fuck totally through a hitch into my giddy up. CW asked how last weekends date went & I said fine. A new person(NP) put themselves into the conversation with this question:
NP: Do you race date?
Me: Is that a new form of speed dating because I am not running after a date.
NP: no, you know (nodding) do you race date?
Me: (looking confused) I have no clue what you are talking about.
NP: do you date outside your race?
Me: (getting a bit miffed) no I pretty much stick to humans
CW: (laughing) omg girl fix your face, I can't with you
Me: (looking kinda pissed)
NP: you know, do you date people of other colors...race dating (getting all emphatic)
Me: oh, ok... yeah...um....I just call that....dating.
I have never wanted more to tell someone to fuck completely off.
Next time be silent. Stupid people quickly run out of things to say. If he badgers you about having nothing to say, perhaps reply: "I've been listening to you now for too long. You have nothing intelligent, informed or interesting to say or ask. Worse, you appear to lack the capacity to realize that, now or in the future. Stop bothering me."