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I was going to pray for a bicycle but God doesn't work that way so I stole a bicycle and prayed for forgiveness.

RileyStevens 7 Sep 26
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How many "Hail Mary's" did it cost you? 😉

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Unfortunately, that is the mindset of some of the seemingly religious folks I've come across. Seems to be the reason we had "confession" on Saturdays when I was a Catholic girl. It was expected that we all had horrible things to confess. In fact it seemed almost a sin if you didn't go to confession to confess something. (I would make stuff up, so I would at least have something to say in the confessional.)

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Thanks to Steven Wright?

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It works every time. Just don't ask him to actually do anything for you. 🙂

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