Mel Bernstein - The Most Armed Man In America
I think even the most conservative members here are likely to be left speechless by this chap, along with his 4000 weapons, apologies for mass murderers and... er... four shop mannequin girlfriends
(Note: that's "armed" as in "has a lot of guns", by the way - he only has two upper limbs )
I think the mannequins are the creepiest bit. Maybe he has a brain tumor...