DEAR REPUBLICANS, WE FIGHT TO KEEP MERRY CHRISTMAS AND UNITY. PROMISES MADE AND PROMISES KEPT.
My recent prayer meeting made it possible for us to not have to wait in long voting lines. We have been granted this from god himself.
ON WEDNESDAY, only republicans can vote alone without having to even smell a libertard. Just show your republican card and no democrats are allowed
Now the FAKE news is saying all vote on Tuesday but it is FAKE news. FAKE news is evil and does not believe we are chosen by our creator to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

So please join our prayer group and make us great again by voting Wednesday . To make certain you understand I even pasted a pic of HIM saying this on television but it was not covered by fake news.