I will bet you get laid...almost never.

Dude . U r young enough to be my son . Listen , as I am not going to repeat this ever :
A) if u want to msg women at any web site , lose the bad taste jokes . Nobody is laughing besides u . And u ain't going to get laid . Ever . Well . Maybe in a different site , but not w these smart women here .
B) make peace w the opposite sex . We are not the enemy . We bring things into the table that u can't even imagine at your best dreams . It's 2019. We know who we are and what we want . Meet us half way or walk alone . Or . Walk in circles and carry a fat wallet . For this last option, join a different web site . Capish ?

Awww are you irrationally irritated? Secret INCEL member?
Definitely a misogynist.

I predict a short stay here. Or a BIO rewrite.
Won't be able to hide that shitty attitude though.

Who are you going to message? You obviously think very little of women... Yet your bio says you want to meet one.... Good luck with that ... I suggest you explore homosexuality.... You might have more luck with men.... Seriously...

As a senior citizen that has lived a pretty interesting life you might think I have words of wisdom to pass down to the younger generation.

Nope.

What I like remembering is when I'm sitting on the front porch thinking about all the great tits I've held in my hands. Those things are still fascinating and a pleasure to behold and beheld.