Let there be God and there was Man
In the beginning man created god, then he though it was good.Then he said let there be light, but god fought for survival.
I am Dog, the Great and Powerful. The Creator of the Heavens, and the Earth. The Creator of all things that groweth, slinketh, walketh, flyeth, swimmeth, or waddleth on the face of the Earth. I created the Gods, and the Devils, and the Angels of your imaginations. Thou shalt have no other Dogs before me!
Men said, "Let there be Gods". And then they were stupid in their names.
This is the comment I like the most. Precise!