"Standing in a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."
~ George Carlin
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Does beating a bible over someone head repeatedly make someone a hammer
abyers1970
Level 7
Mar 22, 2019
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It's a big club, and it'll be an even bigger club if you ain't in it.
I had some truly wonderful Xian friends at work. One said to me, "You're the most Christian person I know." I told her, "You take that back or I'll report you to HR." We both laughed as she went on to explain, "You do nice things for people just for the sake of being nice."
I would often quote her to god-botherers who were more militant with their own proselytizing. To my religious friends of any stripe I'd joke, "If it turns out you're right, promise you'll sneak me ice water in hell... but don't get caught!"
WilliamCharles
Level 8
Mar 22, 2019
2
I think that it is somewhere explained in the bible, that one of the pleasures given to those in heaven is laughing at the sufferings of those in hell. Funny idea of fun.
I'd rather be a car than Christian. Js.
Jama765
Level 7
Mar 21, 2019
3
Riddle -
What kind of gun would Jesus own?
A: a nail gun (he was a carpenter after all).
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