Well, this online dating stuff really works! I've met some great men, and I think I've found THE ONE: the man of my dreams.. He says he lives up a river on a farm, on an island, in a big house, and he’s mentioned tall, razor-wire fences a few times, so he must love his privacy. It’s a bit over 400 acres, but he says he only occupies a small part of it to avoid all the others (he must have a lot of staff). It sounds like his company went out of business, because he is retired from his former profession, and has a lot of leisure time. He must also be a bit bored in retirement after working long hours, as he’d mentioned learning about new trades and new possibilities.
It sounds like he loves baseball, too, maybe as a pitcher, because he’s mentioned the pen (or maybe the bullpen?) a few times (makes me think of the movie “Bull Durham”!). Hmm, he does look a bit like that character, too! He works out, does weight-lifting and a lot of walking around the yard. I think he gardens, too, not positive on that. He must give his chef and butler time off, because he mentioned sometimes taking turns cooking and cleaning up after a meal. How thoughtful!
He must have some ties to his former job, or maybe that’s where his retirement checks are deposited, because he says that he feels a bit chained to his location. I’ve only seen a few photos, but he is ruggedly handsome, and he really likes Halloween, as he wears a lot of orange! Not sure when we’ll have a honeymoon, he has some legal details to work out before he can get away. Anyway, I am filled with excitement, and I’m selling the house and moving to New York to join him. Wish me luck!!
That's why they call it PENitentiary because they do penNNANCE for their careers... no need to spoof me on April 1st I really am a free Atheist Feminist lover needing marriage....I am driving USA to find her 843 926 1750 rings in my 2005 Chevrolet Avalanche and my 2 Service Cats can be heard answering MEOW