Well, I'm back up at the new house, and remembered that I don't think I shared this here.

Some years ago I got a customized No Soliciting sign - bottom line is "Religious soliciters will be turned into toads".

The sign is missing - hope it just slid behind the stairs - but I had gotten a rather large plastic toad. I have it by the front door here in the new house.

When I was here 2 weeks ago, I had a knock on the door and 2 suits were at the door. They handed me a sheet of paper, which I turned over and saw 'christ'.

So I told them that I didn't have my sign here yet - and told them what it said.

They started to say "we don't want to sell you anything".

I pointed at the toad and said "That was the last guy to try to give me one of these".

"But we don't want to sell . . "

"I suspect you don't want to be turned into a toad, either".

They left.