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How to run for president:

  1. Find out everything you can about what the sheep want.
  2. Pretend to support everything the sheep want.
  3. Tell the military industrial complex you will kiss their ass.
  4. Tell Israel you will kiss their ass.
  5. Tell Saudi Arabia you will kiss their ass.
  6. Tell the corporate scum you will kiss their ass.
  7. Tell the rest of the plutocrats (Since obviously you are one of them) you will kiss their ass.
  8. Ask for campaign donations from all aforementioned asses you have kissed.
  9. Ask for donations from the sheep.
  10. Accuse any of you fellow candidates of being backed by Russia.
  11. Rely on delegates to elect you if you can't get the popular vote.

How to be president:

  1. Start fucking the sheep.
  2. Start fucking the environment
  3. Start a new war.
  4. Add in a few coups.
  5. Try to set the record for bombing other countries
  6. Try to set the record for droning people out of existence.
  7. Expect the Nobel Peace Prize.
  8. Bitch about people exposing your war crimes.
  9. Send them to jail.
  10. Kiss all of the above mentioned asses, repeat often as possible.
  11. Never admit that you whored yourself out to pretend to be the leader, when in fact you are but a tool.
THHA 7 Apr 13
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All true. But the rise of Trump is not just due to a bad guy becoming president. It's a reflection of the systematic failure and corruption of US political, electoral, and legal systems. The latter might just stop him, but after the failure of Mueller, whom I predicted months ago was a republican first and investigator second, I'm losing hope on that too.

I hear Americans say that all they need to do is get rid of Trump. Wrong. They need major reform of the systems I mentioned above. World belief in American exceptionalism is dead. The US needs to stop preaching democracy and make an effort to practice it for a change.

Actually, it was not a comment on Trump, it was a general comment . . . As for getting rid of Trump, I do not see that as a solution. The way I see it is the system is so fucked up it does not matter who is put in the White House, nothing will change, which means that we do not need voters, we need revolution.

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that pretty well covers it. could only happen though with a dumb electorate which asshole/idiots/sociopaths like rump are blessed with.

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Unfortunately true

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Yup. That's how he did it.

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You're a very cynical person, aren't you.

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