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I found the perfect religion: The Church of Euthanasia (CoE)! [churchofeuthanasia.org]

It only has one commandment: "Thou Shalt not Procreate" and it's most popular slogan is "Save the Planet, Kill Yourself"

The four pillars of the CoE are:

  • suicide
  • abortion
  • cannibalism
  • sodomy

It was founded by Chris Korda and Robert Kimberk in 1992. They are geniuses.

altschmerz 9 Apr 21
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Yeah, I'm good. Thanks though.

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So it would be the end of mankind?

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suicide: this is my business??
Who am i to stop someone from leaving here and now?

I am sure those "saved" have become inhabited by different souls.

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I don't think I can support the cannibalism aspect. ?

dkp93 Level 8 Apr 21, 2019

Just don't eat the brains and spinal column.

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Sodomy is good.

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Doesn't sound as fun as the heavens gate cult. They have free kool-aid!

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Is it to late to be saved

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