If the church isn't properly cleaned after each service it begins to smell like fromunda cheese.

Which is much better than the folks over at VagChurch have it. I also hear their god mysteriously bleeds monthly.

Back when I was in college studying Addiction Studies, one of my gellow gay students told me about twhen he lived in San Francisco, he and his friends met every Sunday at a gay bar called "Church", so they could tell their family they went to Church ever Sunday. "Dickchurch" kind of reminded me of that story.