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If you were God, what would you do about this?
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Josey63 5 May 3
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There would be no this.

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Nothing. If I were god that situation wouldn't exist to begin with. In fact, creating it would never, ever, even have crossed my all knowing conciousness.

1of5 Level 8 May 4, 2019
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If I were the same god you're thinking...I would send them a preacher man or a priest to tell them the beatitudes and let them know that in heaven they'll be happy, then tell their mothers to avoid ANY kind of birth control!

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retire or shoot myself, or even better, send my only son to take all the blame !

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I would make it rain Twinkies.

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This photo's proof for me that god doesn't exist!

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Feeding the 5000 must have been a one-off.

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No god, just wicked people who allow this to continue

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Probably shoot them a text or something letting them know I haven't forgotten them and that they have been placed on my wait list at # 1,000,000,000,000 .

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