Know I’ve described this before ..but back when there were ‘travel agents,’ my youngest sister was one. Lost track of how many enticement adventures she took, but she also took - and used the roll of ‘warning stickers’ I’d given her from American Atheist

(something like) “Warning - the contents of this book are hazardous to your mental health” Did our part

A rollicking yarn of death, destruction, treachery, incest, adultery and other forms of illicit sex, orgies, usury, greed .... in fact all those things that make life interesting. Bound to be a best seller.