When I was a wee lad, I grew a beard. But that was in Michigan, in the middle of winter; and every time I ventured outside, icicles would form in it, and I would actually make a clinking sound when I walked.And if wind blew through, I'd sound like those wind chimes you hang on your porch.Finally, I said beards were n'wa for me, and shaved the darned thing off. I've been beardless since!

I'm not a beard fan. Specifically, they feel abrasive and look messy, unless the wearer has a perfect trim. I'd rather see a man's face without a beard.

I don’t mind a little “designer stubble “unless it’s grey stubble which just makes most men look older than their age, or a very well trimmed little neat beard....but some of the wilder, shaggier ones I just find repellent.

I’m still waiting for my beard to come in. It kinda sucks having shave three or four times a month, when letting it grow isn’t an option.
I thought about getting Rogaine for the chin

I like my beard and one of my sons

But what's this now; "beard transplants"?

I guess that would be terrific for someone who had an injury to one side of his face and couldn't grow the hair he normally wanted there. But the idea of doing it because you just "want a beard" as it implies in the second column... well, a fool and his money....

I hate long, bushy beards. Repulsive.

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