Did I mention that I got banned on the Xian Forums? Yeah, a couple of weeks ago. It turns out you can question and even deny the existence of god and they'll just argue why they think you're wrong but they DO NOT like it when you ridicule Trump and make fun of his general scumbaggery.

The dumbest part was after they banned me, they deleted all my posts -- not just the anti-Trump post but ALL my posts including the ones that weren't an issue with anyone. One of them had over 200 replies and was just a discussion on the supernatural. One of them also tried to convert me by telling me to ask god to come into my heart which I agreed to do -- nothing happened but they did start a prayer thread on me.

It was inevitable. I knew my time there wasn't going to last. They're just so easily triggered. Moderation there is so tight you can feel their eyes on you. I knew I was taking a risk with that post but I was curious to know how they'd react.

As it turned out, not well.

Still, it was informative and I now know several things I didn't before like in heaven you can fly, and food is made of light so there's no fat or calories to worry about, and there's free housing for everyone, and there's consumer electronics and all kinds of stuff just like here, and no one ever gets gas, or heartburn, or indigestion, or anything and you're so happy you laugh and sing all day long.

For eternity.

Shit! We're gonna miss out on all that.