Naughty, but happy ...

I frequent a local gym - all ages in there. This morning, as I was leaving , I held the door open for a thin, elderly gentleman with a walker. I noticed he had on some very sharp looking cowboy boots, and complimented him, as he headed to the locker room.

The manager , who I'm friendly with, beckoned me closer, leaned in close, and told me that this guy has been reprimanded about self pleasuring in the steam room, and that he was caught at it again since. Gave me a good laugh - may we all be naughty old farts one day !
(or if you are now, kudos !)