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An elderly American couple went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker explained to the husband that, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150".
The man thought about it and told him that he would just have his wife shipped home. The undertaker was surprised. He asked the man, "Why would you spend $5,000 to have your wife shipped home when it would be wonderful for her to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried, and three days later he rose from the dead. I can't take that risk."

Lilac-JadeCanada 9 Sep 14
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Or for nothing, cash in her ticket and fly back to the states.

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Four men were golfing. They were on the 11th hole which was near the highway when a funeral procession went by. One of the golfers took off his hat and bowed his head. One of the other golfers stated that was very considerate. The golfer replied, well I was married to her for 30 years.

Much better joke, sorry Lilac, I did thumbs up yours however.

@Beowulfsfriend They're both old.

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Perfectly understandable.

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