They say a Jehovas Witness is the hardest thing to get rid of. BULLSHIT! I was just on my way to get the mail when I saw a white vehicle with 25 county plates (that's Platte, not too far from here). Some lady was just getting out of the vehicle. Said "I see you are just leaving. Here is a card with all questions about the bible". I took the card, threw it at her, and told her to SHOVE IT UP HER ASS! Burned out. Went to the mail box, picked up the mail, and had to double back. She had to get out that way. I laid on the horn and gave her the finger. The middle one.

Funny thing is that this is a PRIVATE drive about 1/4 mile long, and has NO TRESPASSING signs all over as well as survaylence warnings. Even before you get into the drive. Then the door that she was about to knock on has a sign saying something like "This Property Is Protected By a US Veteran. If You Don't Belong Here Please Leave". Has a picture of an M-4 below.

Some can't take a hint. Not like it was obvious or anything. I don't think I need to ask to be put on their do not bother list.