If you're only counting female responses then this one won't count.

On occasion I have been inspired by a post to comment, or compliment. but I didn't say "omg", because...well....I'm not that sorta gal .

Never happen

I have never said that. Pretty sure I never will.

I don't know...

...but I once taped two phone receivers together, voice-to-ear-piece, then prank-called a bunch of numbers because I was bored. Hilarity ensued.

My post is immediately unhelpful.

I am baffled at what you're asserting. I get lots of replies to my posts from men and women alike. How is their gender even relevant to what's being discussed?

Of course if you see this as primarily a dating site and the goal of your posts is to get women to respond to pick up lines, then your assertion makes perfect sense.

You might try just engaging in actual discussion without expectations; that might incidentally attract a woman who likes your ideas / mind. That's how I found my wife a little over 10 years ago ... we met on a site for writers and liked each other's writing style. She liked how I was empathically helping men AND women who were experiencing grief and loss in one of the sub-forums. We got to talking offline and the rest is history.

You need some organic way of presenting your actual personality in some relatable context. Of course this assumes you have a personality and that it's attractive to someone you'd actually want to be with, but even if you're a real catch, I'd not advise regarding a dating function as a primary strategy.

Some do answer, but I'm unaware of any exclaiming "ha!" when doing so.

What posts are you talking about?