What is in the bible? A talking snake, a piece of fruit confers knowledge, a talking donkey, witches, wizards, magic tricks called miracles, demons cause disease, a ghost and zombie story called the resurrection, a seven headed monster that talks, etc. The bible is just fictional stories, mythology.
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The Whole Bible in 100 words.
First God makes the world and then drowns it, apart from one floating zoo.
Abraham goes to Egypt and Moses gets lost coming home.
Joshua invents demolition and genocide. Judges rule, Ruth gets married and Samuel creates Kings.
Esther kicks ass and how God gambles on Job is Chronicled.
Musical interlude.
Isaiah, Jeremiah and Ezekiel lament going to Babylon, Daniel becomes a lion tamer.
Loads of weird prophets moan a lot.
Jesus is born, talks, does conjuring tricks, dies, comes back, goes away, so his friends write letters. John moves to Patmos, eats some magic mushrooms and sees the apocalypse.
The End
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