Who else has experience with doorknockers?
My broth er in law has his bible marked with all of things JW's have wrong, praying they'll show up at his door.
I used to live with a houseful of Japanese. Apparently Japanese JW's are a thing, because they'd show up once a month knowing they would have at least a few minutes before it was polite to send them off. I didn't know any of that until they woke me from my pre-football nap one Sunday morning. They were pretty surprised by the grumpy American answering the door in boxers. When I saw the watchtower I knew they weren't friends of my roommates. I really enjoyed their reaction when I told them to fuck off and slammed the door. They never came back.