Besides, the poor need to work harder than we do, because their lungs need more exercise! And the passengers below decks were much happier there, because their dowdy clothes didn't embarrass them, down in ''steerage.''
We can't waste any of the stimulus on the working class. They'll just get lazy and have "no incentive" to return to work got to open up the economy before the election.
And their paying their bills wouldn't circulate through the economy as efficiently as just giving the stimulus money to the captains of industry directly.
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@WilliamCharles OF COURSE!