Who's Uriah Heep?

Uriah Heep? Whoa. A ride in the wayback machine. Now back to Stealin'!

Uriah Heep, first concert I went to maybe 45 years ago.

Wish I could but I don't meet your first requirement, the other two I qualify.

2 out of 3, last concert I went to was Uriah Heap, don't live in Oregan or do the herbals.
Enjoy the concert though, they were still good 5 years back when I saw them, hate to think how many decades since the first time I saw them.

Well, like Meatloaf's song goes, "two out three aint bad".

Ah! Them those days of youth.

I wish I were closer, then it would be Easy Livin'!

Three strikes and I'm out! LOL! (I don't dislike UH, but don't think that qualifies as a "like." )

Please for all that is decent, don't call them Uriah HEAP

Uriah Heep is touring? I sure hope that they come within 500 miles of me.

I fit them all...Uriah Heep is awesome...can't do the show, though...argh!!!

Wow - best offer ive heard in ages! I used to live in Portland, '74 -'76 fond memories. I like Uriah Heap, had one of their albums. I do drink beer, but only about 6 per year, my main indulgence are edibles that I make. Sadly im 750 miles away or id take you up on that

Too late to move!!! And with me you save on the herbal.

Hi Dee, sober 18 years, love the concert, herb is fine and I'll hop a plane

I got 2 out 3.

Interesting take on alcohol. I live in downtown Portland, and de-converted after 46 years as an evangelical and missionary in Europe, and now am an atheist heavily involved in the secular-humanist community in Portland (FFRF, CFI, etc). However, I started drinking alcohol after de-conversion (being born-again again!!) and usually have one drink every evening. I have never been drunk, and never had a hangover. I guess when one doesn't drink alcohol until 60 years old, then alcohol abuse is unlikely. And although pot during waking hours makes me nauseous, some THC tincture an hour before I go to bed makes me sleep like a rock. Anyway, that's my take on "substances"!
Best of luck in your search for a cool guy to hang with in Portland. You shouldn't have a problem, you're an attractive lady ... sorry, gotta go, Jonathan Stewart just came on as a guest on Stephen Colbert show ...

oh how nice is that!

Are they at the Paramount?

2 out of 3. (4?)

Don't live in Portland (or use herbal enhancements).

I don't fit a single one of those categories. Herbal enhancements would be welcome, however.

I fit them all...Uriah Heep is awesome...can't do the show, though...argh!!!

Nope, nope, nope.