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DOCUMENT TEXT:

This Indulgence provides for the forgiveness of sins and absolution of allotted time of purgation for those sins. This indulgence provides the holder with a thousand year reduction of their purgation sentence (equal to a thirty day Facebook ban).Your absolution is limited to these crimes against God and the Church:

Sodomy (mouth and butt stuff), fornication in general, witchcraft, atheism, drinking, drugs, swearing, gluttony, lust, foot fetishes, jogging on Sunday’s, missing Thanksgiving because your weird uncle always makes it weird, wearing white after Labor Day, and generally being naughty.

Indulgence does not include:

Stealing, insurrection, murder, or the harm of others in any form. You still go to The Bad Place for all that.

DISCLAIMER: This Indulgence is provided by the hand of a known heretic and at a reduced price. Be aware that potency of this Indulgence may be reduced due to mitigating circumstances surrounding the issuer. I Thiso is for entertainment purposes only and no formal promise of actual reduction of sentence is implied. Hell is a myth.Issued by my (once) Holy HandReverend Father Nathan Monk, M. Div

DETAILS: This is a digital copy and digitally signed by Nathan Monk.