Meanwhile in the Heaven/Paradise next door, the 9/11 hijackers are frolicking with their 72 virgins each, and presumably having orgies or at least sex without marriage, for leaving their earthly wives and children by crashing themselves into buildings, killing thousands, including likely some Muslims.

Oh to be a fly on the wall in that Muslim Paradise when their earthy wives and children die and join them "up there". Did they not wonder what those conversations would be like, if they believed all the above were true?

Besides being purely evil in killing thousands because of religion, their eternal plan was not well thought out. Did it not occur to them to ask their leaders, "and then what?" Will we have bodies in Heaven? Will our virgins have bodies? More details please, before signing up for such an awful task...

But if you’re a selfless humanitarian who heals the sick, feeds the hungry, and discovers a cure for cancer…and you’re, say a Buddhist…you burn forever. Brilliant!