Uh oh. I just found classified documents in my bathroom closet.
The FBI can come search my house and they'll find a lot of weird shit, but they won't find any classified documents.
As I posted elsewhere, I hope "they" don't search my garage. Anything could be out there including the remains of Ambrose Bierce and the holy grail.
mine are at the bottom of a lake after that boating accident.
luv a man with a plan!
Suuuuure they are!