You know what really grinds my gears: when my backwoods cousin falsely blames atheist for what a christian did.

Me to my aunt: One of your neighbors wrote a note telling me not to block their driveway. So, i moved my jeep.

Cousin: I bet they are an atheist, you know how disgusting and disrespectful they can be.

Me: (Wwhhhaaaatttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Curse words…… Curse words in my head)

Aunt: Stop that, They are my nice christian neighbors. Please don't talk bad about them.

I feel so dumbfounded that one simple thing I said and BAM!!!