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I had a near brush with death yesterday while mowing the grass. As I was doing some trimming I caught a glimpse of a rabid squirrel quickly approaching me from my left side. I dropped my trimmer, and took flight across the side yard to escape this evil nemesis. As I started up the front porch steps and turned to face my tormentor, I saw it was merely an oak leave caught up in a gust of wind….πŸ‘€
Good thing for my cat like reflexes, or I might have been in real trouble!?!!😏

Aaron70 7 May 8
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I have faced similar dangers - so glad you escaped safely!

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Maybe you should start "carrying" when you're mowing. A .44 magnum works well against leaves.

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You'd be a great fishing partner for Jimmy Carter ......

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Glad to hear you're safe. πŸ™‚

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Cat like reflexes πŸ™€

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Watch out for those undead shape-shifting oak leaves. They're everywhere!

Don’t I know it!?!πŸ˜’

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