What To Do When Your Shithead Teen Discovers Nietzsche

It happened again. You had an argument with your child. But this time, something was different. Instead of the usual concise vitriol from them like “I hate you” and “I can’t wait for my emancipation to be approved,” your child was speaking in nonsense aphorisms and dense, ostentatious paragraphs.

And when you squint and ask your child why they’re speaking that way, they say the one word that haunts every parent and every Poli-Sci professor: Nietzsche.

Fear not. Here’s what you do to (hopefully?) avoid your teenager from becoming an über-douche.

Read on: [thehardtimes.net]