There’s moronic tourists everywhere.

Here’s a good story written by a New Zealand local:

“I was in the South Island doing touristy things and struck up a conversation with a tourist from the American South, who was similarly doing touristy things in the South Island.

Upon hearing I was from the other Island, (Eg North Island ) he asked me for recommendations for things to do up there and I suggested the Waitomo caves. (Tourist attraction with glow worms)

He was almost aggressively appalled at the suggestion he might enjoy the 'White Homo' caves and asked me what sort of a man I thought he was.”

That’s how it’s actually pronounced by the way.

Every year, locals die from jet lagged tourists attempting to drive rental cars on the roads straight after they’ve landed, forgetting that it’s on the left hand and consequently causing head on collisions. I’ve seen roads with big arrows painted on them, definitely not intended for kiwis…

My favorite sneer for such fools is "tourons." Easy to decipher.

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Sadly the animal in question is usually killed, even though not at fault.
Too bad they couldn't do the same to these retards.....