I've stated several times on this site that my dog thinks I'm a great kisser. Okay, for you doubters, here's the proof. It started out when she first started stealing food out of my mouth. Yes, right out of my mouth, that thieving little bitch! But then, she kept doing it when there was no food in my mouth. So to avoid embarrassing behavior when we had visitors over, I began carrying doggie treats in my mouth. Then, I started EATING the damn things. Turns out, they aren't half bad. They're right low in calories, so I haven't gained any weight. But now, I have to go outdoors to go to the bathroom.