Children are very impressionable and, sadly, can be easily indoctrinated but they can be very funny.

Kids Say Funny Things

Sandi: “Mom, will you please put my poops away?” (He had pooped in the bathtub and set them on the side for me to put in the toilet. 2 years old at the time and so polite!)

Deborah: “Guess what mommy? Daddy has a tail!”

Fawn: I was doing dishes one day and my very busy/strong willed 3 year old comes up to me and says…”Mama…. when I open my mouth. I talk.” I had to do everything to keep from just dying laughing!

Julie: After being silly and goofy, asked 3-year-old son where he came from. He said with super straight face, “Target!”

Glenn: “Because chickens are harder to catch than cows.” Then-5 year old Katie, when her sister asked why we had to pay extra to substitute chicken for beef on our tacos at Taco Bell. The cashier even laughed and told her that she might be right.

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