True story:
So this guy sends me an email from a dating site. I took a look at his profile and it said "I'm not here for games, hookups or a nightstand." So I wrote him back and said... "How about a dresser? Or a nice coffee table?"
Strangely, he didn't write back.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Well, no one told me about her, the fur-knits her
Well, no one told me about her, she was a non dresser
But it's too late to say you're kitsch an'
How would I know, why should I care?
Please don't bathroom tryin' to find her
Under where?
Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she benched
The way she'd table, the colour of her chair
Her voice was soft and lounge
Her eyes were clear and bed
But she's not there
Polemicist
Level 7
Mar 10, 2024
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Interesting interpretation 
He was just after a daylay 
puff
Level 8
Mar 10, 2024
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LOL! I never heard that expression before. But that would be difficult. His profile says he's in Iran
It's good to know from the get-go if they don't have a good sense of humor. He's probably a psychopath or chair fetishist or something. 
Lauren
Level 8
Mar 10, 2024
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I'm sure it's just another scammer with a cut and paste stolen profile. I did not expect an answer except possibly a totally irrelevant one. Most times their english is very limited.
@TheoryNumber3 That's true, their lack of understanding about humor can be a give-away. It's a clever way for you to get it out quickly.
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