Vote for me, the other guy is worse, and ill give you free shit and take money from the billionaires, so they will be poor.
I want Equality, don't pay attention to my 8 million dollars. Vote for me you poor people, ill give you social security, so your standrard of living isnt lower than the people we imprison for marijuana, while we are high on marijuana.
By the way, the laws only apply to you, we do what the fuck we want.
Stupid peasants