Never pregnant, no tats or piercings, never loved football, I would eat myself to death with the oysters, squid and octopus ... broke a bone skiing,

Three out of seven for me ...
Never been pregnant (obviously),
Never loved football,
Never got tattoed.

I don't like football... Never got a tattoo (altho we have a dear friend downriver who's renowned for her work)
I love oysters but can't eat them anymore (they break me out I could founder myself on them tho. I like squid and octopus but,,, because I'm contrarian will not eat them. I'm an omnivore but forego those & veal.
How about you doll?

Nevers(is that a word? It is now!) - seen the movies Caddyshack, Groundhogs Day, or Porkys , smoked pot, roller skated, water skied, had teeth pulled/root canal, watched Dr. Who, gone fishing or camping.

Wow! You nailed me!

That's 100% me. Wait.... I've skied.

I thought I was pregnant (I just gained some weight)
No tattoos (but if I get one it will be Bugs Bunny popping out of my ass saying, "What's up Doc?"

I've done all of the above, though I have never been to a funeral, even if a lot of people I've been close to have died. Mostly because my family are all in countries where I don't live and I couldnt get passport renewed in time to make it there in time for funerals when I live outside my own country. Even my six year old son has been to more funerals than I, but I figure at my age now I'm not ready to lose my funeral virginity yet. Not when my hubbys family funerals devolve into drunken chaos ! (So I've been told).

From your list, #s 1 & 3. If clams count as oysters (pardon my ignorance here), I've done #7. LOL!

Never watched Game of Thrones never will unless firearms or swords are involved.
Never been pregnant, damn backward science!
Never loved football, never will
Never got tattooed.

Well, I've never been pregnant.