I'm starting to suspect I'm only here for the bacon....
You personally may not be a vegan but there may be others who are vegans who deep down in the place they never go, lust after bacon. Consequently, they subconsciously glance furtively around for bacon and this site provides them perfect cover for their bacon lust. Your admitting to your proclivity for bacon is something you can be proud of, while vegans are in that land of temptation.
A website can magic bacon through a screen?
but suppose your a vegan. Can you still be there for the bacon?