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Note from god:
I will create heaven, hell, man, woman, free will and a snake to talk them into getting the original sin. Later I’ll impregnate a virgin with myself as her child, so that I can be born. Once alive, I’ll have myself killed as a sacrifice to me, to save you from the sin I originally condemned you to, then I’ll descend into hell and arise to rejoin myself again to watch my imperfect creations struggle with disease, poverty, war, death... -God

sueNC 2 May 25
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sounds like a best seller , a good work of fiction, now just needs a couple of sub plots, like a guy called mohammed comes on the scene, and certain Roman individuals dictate what is truth, you couldnt make it up

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Joseph was Mary companion (husband). God came down and had his way with Mary, just like so many other demigods in Egypt, Greece, Italy... Any religious scholar can tell you about Mary.

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A badly written soap opera.

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What is this a soap opera? Silly Christians and their beliefs

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Makes perfect sense! ?

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Seems legit.

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