I especially liked this:
Yet Rev. Rick Warren, one of the nation’s most admired and followed ministers, put this in his Easter message: “While the current environment around the nation is one of fear, God is in control.”
Really? If so, God must be ignorant, callous, or both. To dodge this logical necessity, apologists cook up cock-and-bull stories about the Big Guy waxing wrathful over homosexuality, atheism, and even environmentalism. (Burn more coal, saith the Lord!) Among others, Pastor Ralph Drollinger, who leads weekly Bible study for White House cabinet members, posted such claims.