If I woke up as a woman then I would be a lesbian since I would most definitely still like women without a doubt !!!! (Kind of weird question but, gotta say it was fun ? )
If I woke up as a man I would march right into village hall and let the board answer to a White male regarding the embezzlement charges I lodged against them. I would then take my car in for repairs and finally I would ask the female mechanic out for a date!
Can't fault the last 2 !
@VAL3941 Not sure why you would fault the first one either but 2 out of 3 isn't bad.
@CreativelyMe
Because I don't know the story behind the village board, nor do I want too. The other two makes sense !