It's actually quite funny. They are so easy to wind up, almost too easy.

Here is what you do when someone starts talking about hearing God:

Answer with, "I don't think I gave him my number." "He has my number, but isn't replying to any of my messages." "Does he have Skype?"

They aren't big fans of sarcasm or being patronised. Though if you want to be nice about it, just say "that's nice."

I have heard people make the claim, but I also identify that as them not knowing how to differentiate between their conscience and their individual thoughts about problem solving, I feel those are two distinct voices in my head.

I've never heard voices.

It is things like that which is my pet peeve. All the time people are telling others that they should do what no one can do. You Should Have More Faith. That statement is based on a belief that we have something like a volume control, that we can increase or decrease the strength of desires, trust, love ect. It is a common fallacy, and it's at the base of all our problems as human beings.

did you ever hear the voice of Santa Claus?lol

so believers are bipolar

It's awful. Especially as they don't realise that people who hear voices are often confined to mental hospitals.