I'm sorry I only eat things that are actually food
I've had a rice cake with PB or two every morning for breakfast for the past two years. I get through most of my bags without breaking any myself.
I am proud to say i have never eaten a whole rice cake in my life, as i have an aversion to food that tastes of cardboard.
I've never made it through one single rice cake, let alone a whole freaking bag of them. I use those things for packing in shipping boxes.
Sans peanut butter and jelly then?